Below there's a list of the 15 reasons why it's so great to be a woman. I could actually add many more items to it, but let's keep it this way for now. Enjoy it!
1. We got off the Titanic first. (fact!)
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. (hahaha! I'm not a good dancer, I admit it. But looking like a frog in a blender? No, lol)
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. (well, I personally know some women who...)
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. (that's so true!)
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. (most men really do that. The ones who don't are seriously thinking of changing teams, if you know what I mean...)
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (love it!)
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. (why do they always do that?)
Talking about that, look at the picture below and fear us!
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